PC vs. Mac - My Take

MAC: Hi, I'm a Mac.
PC: And I'm a PC.
MAC: It's nice to get here to remind people that both do a lot of the same things.
PC: True.
MAC: But we also have individual strengths. PC, you are wonderful with spreadsheets.
PC: Cut the crap.
MAC: What? You ARE wonderful with spreadsheets.
PC: So are you. We both run Office.
MAC: You are admitting this?
PC: And we both run Adobe photoshop, and iTunes. At this point, our abilities are roughly equivalent.
MAC: Ah... but there ARE differences, right?
PC: Yes. I got this haircut at Supercuts. Your hairstyle is much nicer. Trendy, hip.
MAC [smiling]: Yes, it was designed especially for me... by a top stylist.
PC: Expensive?
MAC [smiles]
PC: And I'm wearing this generic business suit...
MAC: And it looks nice on you. My clothing was designed by teams of really top-notch designers, using really innovative materials.
PC: Durable?
MAC: Umm... not particularly. But light, and very trendy looking. Very expensive.
PC: How can you afford to pay for your expensive hairstyle and clothes?
MAC: Oh! That's the beauty! I don't have to! I pass it on to the consumer! That's why I cost twice as much as... as... ooops.
PC [triumphant smile]: Yes. "oops."