Home pages are the retarded children of the internet. They get no respect, people expect very little from them, and it is considered rude to call them stupid. This page has actually gotten a bit of praise, but I have no illusions... this is a nice web site considering that it is a "personal home page." One reason I think that people have liked it is that I have avoided many of the typical annoying things that litter home pages, such as tags, pictures of my girlfriend and my mom, embedded .wav files, etc.
I've resisted the cliche demon for four years. I am old, weak, and can resist no longer. Sorry. So here we go...
Click here
for a picture of me and my mom
Click here for pictures of my girlfriend
Click here for a picture of my cat that I took
with a webcam
Click here for my first JAVA applet that isn't
even slightly impressive
Or you can select from the IMAGE MAP!
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