Basho and Plastic

I have an orange kitty
Who loves my groc'ry bags
So when I'm done unpacking
He's chewed them all to rags!

"I love to eat dat plastic
And cellophane's da best
You just leave it down here
And I will do da rest."

He must eat CD diet
Because he has the FUS
But when I give it to him
He always answers thus:

"I love to eat dat plastic
And stuff it in me gut
I put it in me chomper
And it comes out me butt."

Now plastic's bad for kitties
'Cuz it can make them dead
I told this to my Basho
And this is what he said:

"I love to eat dat plastic
Yeah, its me favorite sup
I stuff it in me stomach
And throw it all back up."

So that's my kitty Basho
I love him, yes I do
And if you try to feed him
Here's what he'll say to you:

"I love to eat dat plastic
Dat's what I've been confessin
And everybody loves me,
Except my large intestine."